Saturday, March 16, 2013

Who cranks your tractor?

There is this hottie who has one of the top country songs in the country (#1 video) and Jeff asked me to post these two questions for you to answer after you watch the video (which gay or straight you will LOVE the eye candy)...


Now the questions...

1: Who do you think is 10 lbs of sugar in a 5 lbs sack?

2: Who cranks your tractor?

Feel free to send pics or links in comments or email :)

Dustin Lynch can crank anything of mine...just saying... Also, could she be his beard?

Okay, taking drunk ass, newly darkened hair and beard (one on my face) to bed... long weekend and weeks ahead...

6 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

hate to tell ya, dear jeff, but this video sux. dustin does nothing for me; the video premise is lame.

and that woman! oy! her tits are fake, she dresses like 1980s madonna, she's not pretty, she's not some 1940s glamour girl.

I got to the 1:55 mark before I turned it off; I was bored to death.

now if you put on some dwight yoakam in tight pants (for example, "honky tonk man"), THEN you would have my undivided attention! :)

SEAN said...

I particularly agree with Anne Marie. That girl is painful to watch. Too thin and too much silicon!

He's cute but my tractor still ain't running. Keeping it country, give me some Tim McGraw any day.

Here's where I must disagree with Anne Marie. Dwight was very sexy in those pants with that hat covering his face but take the hat off and his is one unfortunate looking man. His mamma done hit him width da ugly stick more time than it hit my stick!

anne marie in philly said...

ooooooooh, tim mcgraw; he's one DILF!

I ain't askin' dwight to remove his hat while I ride him! :)

Blobby said...

is she driving a big penis? the entire video seems overtly sexual to me - in a bad 1980s video way. it's all been done before. .

Jay M. said...

1) Justin Bieber
2) Keith Urban

Peace <3
Jay

Erik Rubright said...

Definitely not a fan of him, or this song. I guess that's more for you to have!

As for the questions, #1 I always knew as "10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack". Which would totally be, well, a very long list.

As for #2, that also might be a long list. ;-)